These smart ladies have the best advice, so remember their sage quotes!
Girl Code Quotes on Looks / Girl Code Quotes about Leggings
“I hate when girls with big boobs are like, ‘people always judge me cause I got these big boobs.’ Like, shut up, that’s the best problem to have.”
“We change our hair when something traumatic happens to us…and obviously I’ve been through a lot of $hit.” – Carly Aquino
“Sometimes I actually like feeling ugly, cause there’s no pressure. Ya know.”
“The girl in the magazine doesn’t look like the girl in the magazine!” – Jessimae Peulso
“If you weren’t ugly in middle school, I almost don’t trust you.” – Jamie Lee
“Sometimes, I actually like feeling ugly, cause there’s no pressure ya know?” – Alice Wetterlund
“You gotta fix the inside, and there’s no plastic surgery for the soul.” – Jessimae Peulso
“It’s ok to wear leggings as long as you have a shirt that’s long enough to cover up your camel toe.”
“When is it ok for girls to wear leggings?! Every day, all day, any day, any where.”
“You’ll never look like the girls in the magazines. The girls in the magazines don’t look like the girls in the magazines.”
“Every girl wants to be told they’re pretty even if it comes from a 6 year old.”
Girl Code Quotes misc
“Bacon fixes everything.”
“Religion? Do whatever the f#*k you want.”
“Moms love emojis.”
“Working is getting out of the house, getting dressed, to go somewhere where somebody pays you to hang out with people you don’t like.”
“If somebody says LOL it means they didn’t laugh.”
“If you ever want to really bond with your Dad, talk s%it about your Mom.” – Carly Aquino
“I only use LOL ironically. Like ‘Having a s#itty day, about to punch someone, lulz.” – Alice Wetterlund
Girl Code quotes on Making Resolutions, about Guys / Girl Code quotes on Boyfriends
“I don’t think you should beat yourself up if you break your resolution.” – Nicole Byer
“We’re just as disgusting as guys are, we just cover it up better.”
“Get a real man who likes you. Cause if he likes you, he’ll spoil you.”
“If he stares at your eyes and not at your boobs, he really likes you.”
“The Girl Code behind meeting your boyfriends ex is don’t meet your boyfriends ex.”
“I’ll fart him right into the friend zone.” – Jessimae Peluso
“The strongest form of birth control has always been my personality.” – Carly Aquino
“If he kisses a girl, has sex with a girl, talks to a girl, says hi to a girl, texts a girl, thinks about a girl, thats cheating.”
“Girl Code for New Year’s Day: Be naked. Have waffles. Don’t go to work.”
“I think crushes are great. They make the world go round, because, otherwise, you know, Taylor Swift wouldn’t have a career.” – Alice Wetterlund
“Waiting for a guy to text you back is worse than waiting for a pregnancy test.”
“No drunk face-timing exes.” – Tanisha Long
“As far as your concerned he doesn’t have an ex.”
“Guys have this old school mentality like “you need to learn how to cook” well, you need to learn how to call me back.”
“There’s always the ex that’s definitely gay now…”
“Lose it when you’re ready. Not when some R. Kelly song comes on and puts you in the mood.”
“When a guy says you’re crazy, what he really means is “you seem really upset and I am out of ideas.” – Alice Wetterlund
Girl Code Quotes on Diets, Girl fights, and Girl time
“90% of girl fighting is mental warfare.”
“My favorite vacation spot is anywhere there’s alcohol”
“I tell my cats all my secrets.”
“I make my resolution on April Fool’s Day. So then I can just be like, just kidding!” – Jessimae
“Girls need sleepovers. It’s a science.”
“No one wants to hear about your diet.” – Tanisha Long
“You can wear something, then return it. Just don’t sweat too much.”
“People don’t want to hear about your diet. Just shut up, eat your lettuce, and be sad.” – Nicole Byer
“Have some fruit loops, with mac and cheese, and chocolate milk, all in the same bowl and use a pickle as a spoon an calm down”
Girl Code Quotes on Pooping at School
During a busy time, so you can blame it on somebody else. – Alice Wetterlund
A great way to pop[ is to flush first, then let it out. – Nessa
Just poop at school. Say no to drugs and poop at school. – Jessimae
Girl Code Quotes on Falling in Love
When your heart and brain gets goo goo ga ga over somebody else. – Nessa
“Love is when you really like somebody, and you like them so much you’re willing to die for them. And, I don’t love NOBODY.” – Esther Ku
“You know you’re in love when you want to do even the boring stuff together. They’re like, ‘I’m going to the DMV,’ and you’re like ‘I’ll go with you.’” – Jamie Lee
“If you’re in love with someone you’ll be a little obsessed. And if they’re obsessed too, totally normal. But if they’re not, then you’re just obsessed. And that’s bad. They’ll make a lifetime movie about you in a couple years.” – Tanisha Long
“I think women act like idiots when they fall in love. Cause they’re like, not rational. ” – Nicole Byer
I think you can know when you’re in love with somebody when they do something gross and you find it cute. – Quinn Marcus
‘I would say everything but the word ‘love.’” – Melanie Iglesias
“There’s no testing the water. You cannot like acclimate to love’s lake. You have to jump in it.” – Jessimae
“Whoever says it first is the most vulnerable. – Melanie Iglesias
“So I love..yo…gurt.” – Alice Wetterlund
“If you wanna say you love somebody you have to be preapred for them not to say it back you. If you love that person, it should be contingent on whether they love you back.” – Alice Wetterlund
“You guys love the idea of love the way I love the idea of being a superhero.” – Jeff Dye
“Real love is compromising. And like, love someone for who they are. And trying to become a better person for the person you’re with.” – Tanisha Long
Girl Code Quotes on Nails
“Nails, we love nails!” – Nessa
“It’s important to take care of your nails. It’s just a sign of hygiene mixed with a little bit of class.” Jamie Lee
I lost my mind, you know how amazing it is to be a woman. I can make my nails look like a chalk board! – Tanisha Long
“If you just have plain nails you’re really falling behind in life – Esther Ku
Girls’ nails show their personality. – Nessa
“Built in talons.” – Alesha Renee
“If you’ve had a hared week, get your nails done.” – Jamie Lee
“I don’t like the lack of ventilation… I feel like I’m getting every type of cancer.” – Alice
“Life is bigger than nails.” – Jessimae
